Setting: Indoors, dimly lit, all-black stage. Lit up letters spell DOGECOIN in TedTalk-style lettering in the background. 

Action: Out walks Billy Markus, one of the inventors of Dogecoin. He raises his hands to welcome the crowd. He’s in Shinesty’s new Dogecoin robe holding a dog leash connected to a happy looking Shiba Inu.

Action: Billy stops at center stage. The trained dog does a trick jump. The crowd applauds the dogo. The dog walks off the stage, giving Billy the spotlight. He raises his hands to quiet the crowd. 

Billy: Welcome and thank you all for taking a small internet joke made in 2013 way too far [as he makes a ‘way to far’ gesture. Billy smiles slyly and winks] And now, after far too much success ... [dramatic pause as Billy reaches for his robe’s belt preparing to untie it] I have something very special to show you. [Another dramatic pause.]

Action: Dramatic music starts playing. Billy releases the belt and throws off the robe revealing his tailored Shinesty Dogecoin suit. The crowd goes wild. 

Action: K-pop dancers rush from backstage to start their choreographed dance with Billy. Dramatic music fades into Ganganm Style-esque music. The crowd is blasted with bass as a full-on lightshow begins. Shiba Inu memes are projected onto the stage and walls.

Action: After a few choreographed moves, “LET’S GET THIS” flashes in lights above DOGECOING (in reference to the phrase ‘let’s get this bread’). The music goes silent right before the drop hits - one second of silence before …

Billy: [Yelling] Let’s get this Doooogecooooooooooin!

Action: The drop hits as Billy begins stripping to reveal his Dogecoin underwear. The crowd goes wild again and can’t be stopped. Billy picks up a t-shirt gun and proceeds to launch Dogecoin underwear into the crowd as fake Dogecoin dollar bills fall from the rafters.

Action: Billy and the dancers continue to breakdance. The camera pans out to black. Words appear on the screen “Get your Dogecoin on at Shinesty.com”. Electronic dance music fades out. Screen fades to black.